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  • 15 x Patrol Blue / 2XL with 7 in shopping carts
Patrol Blue

Welcome to the House of Hoon. Where the black top is made up of fine bits of Tires. Home of Cars that don't run and never ending projects. The Pizza and Cactus Cooler is not for everyone.

  • 100% Cotton
  • Classic fit, double-needle sleeve, and bottom hem construction. 
  • Printed in the U.S.A.
  • Purchasing this wont guarantee you a slice of Pizza
  • Recommended 10/10 by All Hoonigans that have a Project Car.

We will gladly accept approved returns or exchanges of products 14 days from the date of receiving your order.

If the received date cannot be proven (no tracking information), the 14 days will be based from its order date.

Please start returns using our Returns Manager.

Returned items must be in new/unworn condition.

When will my order ship?
Our fulfillment operation processes orders 9am - 5:30pm PST, Monday – Friday.
Please allow 2-4 business days for order processing and verification.
Upgrading your shipping from ground freight expedites the shipping portion of your order only.

How can I return or exchange my order?
Please start returns using our Returns Manager.

How do I track my order?
Track your order with our Order Lookup tool.

Can I cancel my order?
If your order hasn't shipped yet, you can request a cancellation. Once shipped, it needs to go through the returns process.

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